Unilag Versus UNN;Which Is More Sophisticated?

Unilag Versus UNN;Which Is More Sophisticated?

Hello Brilliant peeps,here is another edition of ‘campus conflict ‘ brought to you by Vasiti. hope the maiden edition was a hit(Oau vs Ui)?…type ‘yay yay’ in the comment box if it was…Well…without mincing words like mincepie, Today’s segment will be a campus war because it has to do with operation ‘fire to fire’ and Lasgidi University. Imaginary Nelly and Jim would be blowing the air with fire words on whether UNN or Unilag is the most Sophisticated in matters of sociableness, resources and academic excellence.Let’s brace up ourselves for the mind blowing conversation below..

 

Jim(Unilag)

 

Nelly! How far now? How you dey?Long time no see.

 

Nelly(UNN)

 

Body dey in cloth….

 

 

Jim

 

Babe….come o….I don’t feel the vibes of the just concluded fresher’s welcome in your school.There is this Sensational stuff one should feel as per jolly just come …You are still painted in that your usual frank and unsociable face .

 

 

Nelly

 

Whatever! Let’s get straight to business…

 

 

Jim

 

Business? Let’s melt your hard look together now..I don’t talk business with Frank ladies

 

 

Nelly

 

Jim….Wetin concern Agbero with Twitter handle or malu with face cap? Business is business….in case you have forgotten this,i am here for the balance of my Rolex Wristwatch….You can’t lure me into your petty strategies.

 

 

Jim

 

We want to make you sociable….you dey talk nonsense.

 

 

Nelly

 

 

Sociable my foot? is that your own definition of being sociable as a Unilag student? Mixing up frivolities with tranquility.The very reasons female students in your school sell their body to undeserved men…The reason most of you places night parties over academics…The reason you had to purchase a Rolex Wristwatch worth N50,000 to boast out of your nothingness.. .Here you have been struggling to pay N40,000 for the past 6 months!

 

 

Jim

 

Keep your stinking mouth shut! Do you know what it means to be a Unilag student? I guess you can never understand because UNN is flooded with bunch of low level peeps….there are many classy students here and you can’t afford to be inferior….Mind you,don’t ever try to demean our ladies….they are our potential wives…Fyi,there are many Queens and princesses in Unilag…where did UNN holy babes strays to when Tobi Phillips became the World Miss University?

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Tobi Phillips,World Miss University (Unilag Student)

 

 

Nelly

 

I get am before no be property….it does not hit me

 

 

Jim

 

 

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Akokites attracts the smartest students in Nigeria…They don’t pluck smartness from the tree…we worked for it and it is by being sociable….Do you think you can get a lot of customers with your cheap and cold attitude?smh….mistaking pap with custard…na from clap dance dey start now…you think it is only academics that earns one common sense. .Go out and socialise….

Unilag Senate Building

 

 

Nelly

 

 

Arrant nonsense…What is your CGPA? Isn’t academics your primary assignment in school? If they shoot you in one night party,what will your parents say? No Na…Jim is in his hall in Unilag…he can’t be part of them….Unilag is no match to Unn in academics….One of our prof just won an award worth N30m as one of the world best female scientist.We dwell in new glory

 

 

Jim

 

I laugh in Spanish.….. we are talking of students here madam…you must have heard of the 3-team Unilag student that won $20k as the winner in the Sub-saharan category in Google drive app contest…we are talking about productivity here…will that prof appear in your Cv? Unilag is the only University that has an aquatic environs in Nigeria.You need to see our lagoon front where you can at least see that life is still beautiful after one ugly exam.we have the tallest Senate building.We have the highest collections of books and journals in Nigeria.Do you know we have robotics lab?

 

 

Nelly

 

 

Wareva…. Custard Na just pap wey jand..We have one of the biggest Library in Nigeria.

Nnamdi Azikwe Library,UNN

 

 

 

Jim

 

 

What is the essence of size without content?

 

 

 

 

The end

 

 

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